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Post by miki on May 31, 2006 12:04:09 GMT 8
CONGRATZZ TO U CHELS!!!
hahaha...
Darren hasn't even post one msg here and we are already flooding already... ;D
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Post by longmao32 on May 31, 2006 12:06:15 GMT 8
hahaha...Darren wld beat u up if he noes tt there's a "Fanclub" here...lol
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Post by l0takol on May 31, 2006 12:07:19 GMT 8
he wont beat people... he'll just swear in here...
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Post by J YUE on May 31, 2006 12:07:56 GMT 8
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?! OMG. HAHAHAH jillian here btw, and im lazy to log in. hahahaha.
YOU PPLE ARE FUNNNNY are you necks feeling cold?
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x..NeiR..x
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Post by x..NeiR..x on May 31, 2006 12:09:47 GMT 8
LOL. "10 Essential Swear Words Daily"
LOL Like what else can darren say. . . there's only one word he uses so often
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painkiller
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Post by painkiller on May 31, 2006 12:39:37 GMT 8
lesson 1: how to effectively use the word fuck.
When cursing or swearing, remember your main purpose; to insult / degrade or just to let off steam.
When cursing to insult or degrade, one can use the word fuck bring the insult to a whole new level.
For example: Asshole 1 calls someone who trips on something a dumbass. The dumbass in question has a 5 second period to reply. This waiting period is known as the comeback time once this time is up and you give a lousy retort or comeback you have committed a what is now to be known as a "dale"
Committing a "dale" is the worst possible thing you can do. it makes you seem 20xs more stupid and is worse if the insulter has a better comeback.
let us assume this comeback period has not ended. Now the so called " dumbass" has a chance to respond.
the dumbass can say " At least when i trip my brain doesn't fall out my ear."
Comeback acheived.
But wait.... the word fuck was not effectively used in this insult.
A more brutal and jusitied answer would be.
" FUCK YOU/ SHUT THE FUCK UP you fucking moron. At least when i trip my brain doesn't drop out. Fucking asswipe." Note the repetition of the word fuck although it may make you seem like an ignoramus who has a very limited vocabulary. When you insult using the word fuck a little finese is required in order to make you seem like a caveman from the Artic.
However never underestimate the power of the word fuck. When properly delivered just the statement " FUCK YOU" can send a great message that says mess with me and i'll bash your head in with a mallet.
And there you go. Now you too can use the word fuck. it is a really easy word to say. F - U- C- K. It is much easier to say opposed to bastard, asshole, nitwit and peabrain.
So go out and use fuck effectively. Do not be like asshole 1 who got owned.
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painkiller
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Post by painkiller on May 31, 2006 12:41:51 GMT 8
Lesson two will be out soon.
Fucking hostile.
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Post by mun33ra on May 31, 2006 12:46:42 GMT 8
Wat? The Dummies guide to vulgarities?
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Post by miki on May 31, 2006 16:08:26 GMT 8
hahaha... this interesting... looking forward to the next lesson...
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x..NeiR..x
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Post by x..NeiR..x on May 31, 2006 18:07:53 GMT 8
*great lesson learned*
Please post lesson 2 soon!!!
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Post by pussinboots on May 31, 2006 20:38:20 GMT 8
seriously..what the fuck, guys.
woah..this is fun!
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Post by l0takol on May 31, 2006 20:57:08 GMT 8
love this man... haha... beest thread ever...
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Post by frikkinhot on Jun 1, 2006 1:21:24 GMT 8
great post.
now i never wanna commit a 'dale'.......
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Post by l0takol on Jun 1, 2006 1:26:50 GMT 8
haha... it makes you 200x stupider... with the 10x stupidity in u...
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Post by miki on Jun 4, 2006 20:54:34 GMT 8
Darren!!!!!
When is lesson 2 coming up???
;D
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