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Post by miki on Jun 24, 2006 0:21:18 GMT 8
-ren? -ren? -ren? -ren? -ren?
-wa! -wa! -wa! -wa! -wa!
-la! -la! -la! -la! -la!
think darren stop gg to this forum le... sad...
-ren? -ren? -ren? -ren? -ren?
-wa! -wa! -wa! -wa! -wa!
-la! -la! -la! -la! -la!
*the echoes continues*
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Post by l0takol on Jul 2, 2006 0:36:40 GMT 8
*with alll the echos*
Darren!! I need LEsson 2!! TO defeat
SHE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED
WHERE ARE YOU???
*echos whatever is echoing on*
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Post by miki on Jul 2, 2006 0:41:44 GMT 8
-_-'''
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Post by radz on Jul 3, 2006 22:33:12 GMT 8
YA ALL ARE DAMN FUNNY HUH???!!!
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Post by chelsjellobeanie on Jul 5, 2006 20:43:45 GMT 8
yoooo....
im back!!!
ahahahaha..more dusty than before...WHEW...
*AH-CHOOO*
more echoes??
ahahahahaha..come on mannn....
DARREEEENNN....
-ren..
-ren..
-ren..
and it goes on.....
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Post by miki on Jul 5, 2006 22:37:27 GMT 8
-ren? -ren? -ren? -ren? -ren?
lol... chels... why start another echo? think we shld jus change the title of the thread to echos... XD
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Post by x..NeiR..x on Jul 5, 2006 22:40:18 GMT 8
LOL...
-ren? -ren? -ren? -ren? -ren?
Yup... Deifinitely called Echoes...
-ren? -ren? -ren? -ren? -ren?
-ren? -ren? -ren? -ren? -ren?
-ren? -ren? -ren? -ren? -ren?
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Post by painkiller on Jul 6, 2006 1:02:36 GMT 8
WOAH DAMN!!!
I'm back.......... by constant reminders and request and by the fact I said that lesson 2 is coming.
So here it is lesson 2. This is for all you people out there who are racist. DON'T TRY TO DENY IT! I know its true. All of you are racist on the inside maybe just a little bit; maybe even racist towards your own race. And if you are Chinese or Malay, trust me, I understand, its ok.
The main topic today will be cursing in dialect. Responding to intimidation by others race traitors spoken in their own language or just racist retorts.
(Asshole 1 and Dale pay attention you need the help)
Being an Indian with Chinese blood with Chinese “brothers” (for the mungens they are not actually my biological brothers just so close I consider them brothers. You mungens do know what biological means right? How bout brother?) Anyway being an Indian with Chinese blood and brothers and having spent countless hours trying to learn Malay
( got to give credit to the mats at least they can speak one language Betul tak?)
I have gained true understanding and knowledge about these races and I am going to sum in all up into one line
All races have fucked up some way or another. Here is a list of scum in each race. note the terms used
Malay- mat/minah/ rag heads/ sand nig ger( only used by white trash and usually refers to middle eastern region)
Chinese- china fucks / ah bengs/ ah lian/ mungens
Indians – kelings/ mama / pak hitam / markel/ anjili ( not too sure about the spelling or meaning of markel and anjili but its derogatory and for Indians)
Lastly APU NEH NEH ( if you are 5)
Black people- nig gers/ niglet (used for small nig gers)
Hispanic- spics /sand nig gers (white people too lazy to think of more)
White people- White people (enough said.)
( space in between word Nig ger because this god damn system won't me spell nigga the way its supposed to be spelt)
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Post by painkiller on Jul 6, 2006 2:08:12 GMT 8
Now that we are familiar with the terms, we can proceed with the lesson.
Case study one.
Ah beng stares at you in the MRT. He asks you “ Si mi tai chi?!” (What is the matter)
What to do in a scenario like this?
4 options are now available to you.
1 speak his language
2 act like you are better and condemn him in English
3 scold him in another language just because you can
4 destroy him mind body and soul for the crime of being a race traitor
But before we proceed with the case study we should improve and expand on our vocabulary. Although we could probably own the ah beng by using techniques learnt in lesson 1, it is always good to have a well-prepared arsenal. In case the ah beng isn’t as stupid he looks or in case you’re in the same league as him.
The most basic and vulgar of all languages is hokkien
Kan – fuck
Hong kan – do you want to be fucked?
Kan ni na beh/ bu– fuck your father/ mother
Chee bye- vagina/ pussy/ whatever name tickles your fancy
Kwai lan - A Hokkien term used to describe someone who is malicious or an irritant, often someone who manages to stir up trouble over trifling matters.
Sia lan – higher ranking bastard than kwai lan
Lan Jiao – penis/ dick/ prick/ whatever name rocks your boat
Kau peh / bu – cry father/ mother (why one is beh and the other is peh and both seem mean father is a mystery of the mungen people. A secret they will take to their graves.)
Chup tolo- what gang you from?
buay song?- not happy is it?
These are the general ones. These alone you help you construct mind numbing and generally confusing insults.
But here are some more complex ones.
Lau chee bye – old vagina
Gum lim peh lan jiao – come and suck my dick
Kan ka lu si – fuck you to death
Lim bei kua li bo lan jiao – im staring cos you got no dick
Lan jiao bin – dick face
Please note that hokkien is a vulgar language and must be spoken with utter and thorough conviction. Every nabeh cheebye must be NNNAAA BEEEHH CCHHHEEEEE BBBYYYEE ah. For full effect
Alrighty then. Now with a complete arsenal of insults we return to case study. Ah beng says "si mi tai chi?"
option 1 :
KAN NI NA BEH CHOU CHEE BYE?! HONG KAN AH?! Lim bei kua li bo lan jiao. sia lan ah? CHUP TOLO? Buay song ah lai?! kan ka lu si ah lan jiao bin....Lau chee bye....kau peh kau bu...LAI AH?
( go and fuck your mother's smelly cunt?! want to be fucked is it?! im staring at you cos you have no dick Higher ranking bastard than kwai lan is it? not happy come? fuck you to death ah dick face....old cunt...cry mother and father only...come?!)
the ah beng here will be so impressed by your cheenaness that he will politely bow and move away in reverence shits stains present and visible.
option 2: ( remember lesson 1)
What the fuck you lousy mungen? Who the fuck wants to look at your god forsaken china fuck face. i think your eyes are too fucking small and you mistook me for someone who gave fuck about your feelings. Get you lousy ching chang cheong yellow ass outta of my face and go back the fuck to china and rape a panda.
The ah beng will be so stupefied by this statement he will wonder what just happened. Then he thinks about raping the panda and forget about the problem and leaves thinking you have praise him.
I will illustrate what happens with option 3 and 4 on another day judging from the results of the lesson.
PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO BUCK UP STANDARDS EVERYWHERE ARE DROPPING!! EFFECTIVELY USE THE WORD FUCK FOR IT IS A MAGIC WORD. A WORD SO POWERFUL IT IS USED TO DESCRIBE AFFECTION HATE AGONY LOVE SORROW!!
I expect more from you people you're suppossed to be educated?! you reaching rock bottom here. Any lower you'd be on the same level as asshole 1 and dale.
due to the excessive amount of racist commentary i will add a disclaimer to prevent me from working in one of those damn china fucks houses....
disclaimer: Im indian( never trust an indian)
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Post by painkiller on Jul 6, 2006 2:10:43 GMT 8
God damn forum keep messing up the words i put in
WHO THE FUCKS SAYS THINGY!? motherfuckers all of them!!
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE MAN!! YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME!
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Post by l0takol on Jul 6, 2006 20:35:22 GMT 8
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
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Post by l0takol on Jul 6, 2006 20:36:25 GMT 8
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE LESSON 3!!
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Post by miki on Jul 6, 2006 23:06:33 GMT 8
hahaha... lesson 2 is really funny... but then still dun understand quite a lot of them...  due to the high popularity of lesson 2, the demand for lesson 3 is increasing now... so darren, quicky come up with lesson 3!! |
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Post by x..NeiR..x on Jul 7, 2006 17:16:47 GMT 8
OMG.
*quickly jotes down everything in head*
Demands for Lesson 3!!!
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Post by x..NeiR..x on Jul 16, 2006 13:54:53 GMT 8
Hey people, Just tot i'd be evil too and give a mini lesson:
How to say "F*** U" in different languages!
1) German: Du Arschloch
2) Spanish: Jódale
3) French: Vous baiser
4) Italian: Fotterla
5) Dutch: Inclusief ga u neuken
6) Portugese: O Fuck você
7) Russian: Трахните Вас
There were others but they all didn't make any sense.
Hope this makes Darren post faster! Good day ppl!
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