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Post by miki on May 15, 2006 22:50:09 GMT 8
Since Rosy has been requesting for this new thread... Jus might as well create one for her...
wahahaha!!! ;D
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Post by l0takol on May 16, 2006 1:32:44 GMT 8
haha... before she starts... i give one: How does a dumb blonde blows her nose? She puts it out of the window and let the wind blow it
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Post by miki on May 16, 2006 9:17:37 GMT 8
How Cold Is It? Its amazing what effect temperature has on things... 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe). 50 Miami residents turn on the heat. 40 You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian cars don't start. 32 Water freezes. 30 You plan your vacation to Australia. Minnesotans put on T-shirts. Politicians begin to worry about the homeless. British cars don't start. 25 Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming. 20 You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation further south. 15 French cars don't start. You plan a vacation in Mexico. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. 10 Too cold to ski. You need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars don't start. 0 Alaskans put on T-shirts. Too cold to skate. -10 German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink. -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist. -20 Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start. -25 Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 You plan a two week hot bath. The Mighty Monongahela freezes. Swedish cars don't start. -40 Californians disappear Minnesotans button top button Canadians put on sweaters Your car helps you plan your trip south. -50 Congressional hot air freeze Alaskans close the bathroom window. -80 Hell freezes over Polar bears move south. -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. letsjoke.com/jokes.asp?HowColdIsIt
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Post by chelsjellobeanie on May 16, 2006 10:48:14 GMT 8
hehhh?? i dont get it lehh.. ahahhahaha..what does it mean??
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Post by x..NeiR..x on May 16, 2006 18:34:37 GMT 8
i sorta got it all except the last part where the lawyers put their hands in their own pocket.s.s.
chels, the numbers refer to the degrees. should be in celsius
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Post by miki on May 16, 2006 19:43:05 GMT 8
hahaha...
yeah... the numbers are temperature in degree celsius...
for the lawyer one... guess it's because lawyers are regarded as very cold-hearted... tt's why -90 degrees celsius only put their hands into pocket... ;D
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Post by chelsjellobeanie on May 16, 2006 20:04:17 GMT 8
OHHH..icicz... so the whole thing is to say lawyers are very cold hearted izit?? ahahahahha..
heh..i cant think of a joke right now..ahahahaha..
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Post by mun33ra on May 16, 2006 22:13:19 GMT 8
Here's one...
E-mail Error It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly woman whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.
WAnna guess why she fainted?
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Post by miki on May 16, 2006 22:40:41 GMT 8
cos the email says "see u tml"?
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Post by mun33ra on May 16, 2006 23:01:51 GMT 8
no dear, tat's not wat it said...
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Post by miki on May 16, 2006 23:07:34 GMT 8
hmmm... then wat's the ans?
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Post by l0takol on May 16, 2006 23:22:16 GMT 8
It is wonderful here... see you soon
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Post by miki on May 16, 2006 23:54:11 GMT 8
lol... tt's the ans?? knew tt it would be something like tt... ;D
here's another one:
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up?" Nine hands went up. "Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
Guess wat the man said?
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Post by l0takol on May 17, 2006 0:09:10 GMT 8
that's might not be the answer.. that's MY answer...
urs would be: i too lazy to put it up?
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Post by mun33ra on May 17, 2006 17:36:01 GMT 8
Hahaha.... well benny u were quite close though... Here's the answer peeps:
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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