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Post by miki on May 19, 2006 19:44:25 GMT 8
Ming yi wif ur pervertic jokes!! Muneera 1 was really funny...But mux b cold mah...hahahahaha... The jokes goes(sum ppl heard b4 but sum dun so i share for them 1st!! Gt this guy left 3 strands of hair on his head oni, he super precious them n comb n condition them. However, one day, to every1 surprise he pluck out 1 strand of his hair. WHY? Cos it's an accident??
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Post by miki on May 19, 2006 19:45:55 GMT 8
Here's another one, A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him an injection, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand outside in the cold breeze. "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." Wat Do u think the doc said after that? the doc said "I know how to cure pneumonia but I dunno how to cure ur cold." ??
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Post by miki on May 20, 2006 0:04:28 GMT 8
What does the banana tell the elephant when they crosses path?
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Post by l0takol on May 20, 2006 1:18:51 GMT 8
all the questions so chim one... now so late lazy think reply tml
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Post by longmao32 on May 20, 2006 11:53:32 GMT 8
Ming yi wif ur pervertic jokes!! Muneera 1 was really funny...But mux b cold mah...hahahahaha... The jokes goes(sum ppl heard b4 but sum dun so i share for them 1st!! Gt this guy left 3 strands of hair on his head oni, he super precious them n comb n condition them. However, one day, to every1 surprise he pluck out 1 strand of his hair. WHY? Cos it's an accident?? Haha...no tt's nt the ans...
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Post by longmao32 on May 20, 2006 11:58:37 GMT 8
Here's another one, A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him an injection, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand outside in the cold breeze. "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." Wat Do u think the doc said after that? the doc said "I know how to cure pneumonia but I dunno how to cure ur cold." ?? sounds rite!! i dunno or mayb it's you mux get pneumonia b4 u cld cure ur cold... I GIVE UP!!!!!!!!!! Dun give jokes wif riddLes man!!
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Post by miki on May 20, 2006 16:00:16 GMT 8
Gt this guy left 3 strands of hair on his head oni, he super precious them n comb n condition them. However, one day, to every1 surprise he pluck out 1 strand of his hair. WHY? the hair he plucked out wasn't frm his head?
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Post by mun33ra on May 20, 2006 19:02:31 GMT 8
Haha! Mingyi u got the answer to my qn right!
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him an injection, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand outside in the cold breeze. "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
ANS: "I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."
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Post by miki on May 20, 2006 20:13:54 GMT 8
YAY!!! HAHAHA!!! ;D
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Post by miki on May 20, 2006 20:58:36 GMT 8
A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia.
"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused.
"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an answer, I pay you $50." The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first. "What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn.
"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"
The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.
"So, what is it?"
The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a $5 bill to the lawyer.
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Post by l0takol on May 20, 2006 21:26:29 GMT 8
I also got something like that...
One day, John was walking down the street when he saw someone saying: Tell me something. If I believe what you said, you owe me $50 bucks. If I do not, I will pay you a hundred. Hearing this, people tried to think of most ridiculous stuffs.
One said: I went to the moon yesterday and saw a rabbit on it. The person said: I believe you. So the first guy had to pay him $50.
The next person tried: All I need to do is to sneeze and everyone here will be blown away. However, the person still believed him, therefore he wins another $50.
Now, people thought that no matter what they say, they will end up paying him, and therefore chose to shut up.
'Anyone else?', he asked.
This time, John tried: You owe me $100 bucks.
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Post by miki on May 20, 2006 21:38:19 GMT 8
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties." ''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
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Post by mun33ra on May 20, 2006 22:03:18 GMT 8
LOls! tat's funny!
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Post by miki on May 20, 2006 22:53:52 GMT 8
hahaha... here's another one...
'There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in. The first man in line started telling his story, ''Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am.'' The next man came up and started his story. ''St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought 'Please God spare my life' and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me.'' It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. ''Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick's refrigerator...'''
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Post by l0takol on May 21, 2006 0:27:14 GMT 8
I got one,
A man was at work when he thought of his wife who was sick when he left for work. So he decided to see how was she feeling.
He called home and the maid picked up the phone. 'Hello? what is mom doing?' Thinking that he better not disturb her if she's asleep.
'Sir, mum in the room with another guy.'
Thinking that something must be wrong.. he told the maid, ' you go see what they doing, secretly.'
When the maid came back to the phone, she said, ' Sir, i go peep and see mom with the guy sleeping on the bed! without wearing anything.'
Enraged, he said, 'you now go to the room and take the gun that i hid under the bed, and kill the both of them!'
So the maid went into the room unnoticed, this time with the cordless phone to inform Sir what she is doing. The maid went under the bed, then whispered, 'Sir, no gun, only hammer.'
This time, Sir could hear them making love in the room, he was so angry that he shouted into the phone,' also can!! just kill them!!'
So the maid took the hammer and hit both of them to death. With every hit, the impact was so big that Sir could hear it. He was feeling better with every sound he hears.
After a few minutes, the maid came back to the phone and said: 'Sir, i think they die already.'
Just in case, Sir thought, he said, 'throw them into the pool and let them drown. I'll come back to dispose of them myself later.'
The maid said, ' but Sir, our house no pool.'
Sir was now puzzled. He thought the maid doesnt understand pool, so he said, ' the pool,swimming pool behind the house. The one the children swim in. Throw them there.'
The maid, now as confused, said, ' Sir, our house HDB, no pool.'
Just then, Sir realised... his maid went back to The Phillipines yesterday...
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