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Post by mun33ra on May 17, 2006 17:38:46 GMT 8
to ur qn mingyi, the guy would say that i'm too lazy to put my hand up!
Same with benny!
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Post by miki on May 17, 2006 20:44:36 GMT 8
hahaha... ans is "it is too much of a trouble"
both of u are close... ;D
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Post by l0takol on May 17, 2006 20:46:01 GMT 8
of course... i am SOOOOOO clever!!
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Post by bagua on May 17, 2006 21:04:06 GMT 8
ARGH!!!! MY LAPTOP HAS JUST FROZE! ur jokes are ultimate larhhhh.
craps. i shall think of banglah jokes and post them up real sooooon. =)
HAIL BANGLAHS!
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Post by chelsjellobeanie on May 17, 2006 21:40:03 GMT 8
mad la blessie... you wanna get sued??? ahahahahahha.. stupid jokes.... ahahahhaa...i still cant think of any.. ahahahahha..
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Post by miki on May 17, 2006 23:08:07 GMT 8
Why does an elephant takes a shower?
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Post by mun33ra on May 17, 2006 23:27:01 GMT 8
i know mingyi...Becos elephants dun fit into the bath tub rite?
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Post by miki on May 17, 2006 23:37:18 GMT 8
yeah!!! munee so clever!! XD
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Post by miki on May 17, 2006 23:40:10 GMT 8
ok... another one... A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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Post by chelsjellobeanie on May 19, 2006 14:05:36 GMT 8
OMG.... what the.. ahahahahaha.... stamp collector....EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!
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Post by longmao32 on May 19, 2006 17:25:08 GMT 8
Ming yi wif ur pervertic jokes!! Muneera 1 was really funny...But mux b cold mah...hahahahaha...
The jokes goes(sum ppl heard b4 but sum dun so i share for them 1st!!
Gt this guy left 3 strands of hair on his head oni,
he super precious them n comb n condition them.
However, one day, to every1 surprise he pluck out 1 strand of his hair.
WHY?
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Post by mun33ra on May 19, 2006 17:39:44 GMT 8
Hahahax...Rosy.. I've heard this one too!
=D
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Post by mun33ra on May 19, 2006 17:49:22 GMT 8
Here's another one,
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him an injection, but that didn't do any good.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand outside in the cold breeze.
"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
Wat Do u think the doc said after that?
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Post by longmao32 on May 19, 2006 17:57:59 GMT 8
I gt two ans dunno whether correct or not...
Am I ur doctor? I'm the doctor or u
OR
tt's the idea of it..
i gt a feelin it's nt this coz i tink i gt hear b4....
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Post by mun33ra on May 19, 2006 18:00:25 GMT 8
No Rosy...that's not the answer
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